Ready to take on the day.
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion
|—||Bill Cosby (via kreamsoda)|
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
My first Slayers sunday.
These all are official arts, if I’m nor mistaken…
what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be
"i’m using the laptop while taking a shit because time is money"
"all you’re doing in there is downloading entire seasons of yu-gi-oh"
“time is money”