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I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

Decide you want it more than you are afraid of it.
Bill Cosby (via kreamsoda)


a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost


My first Slayers sunday.

These all are official arts, if I’m nor mistaken…


what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 


Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be


"i’m using the laptop while taking a shit because time is money"

"all you’re doing in there is downloading entire seasons of yu-gi-oh"

time is money